Saturday Song Lyrics (Cledus T. Judd)
So I write quite an eclectic collection of blogs here at 451Press. I split my time bringing you the news at Watching VH1, NASCAR Talk Online, and of course, Country Music Herald. You may think that NOTHING could connect these blogs, but that is simply not true. Today, I’m bringing you the common denominator in the form of Saturday Song Lyrics. That’s right! The link between country music, NASCAR, and VH1 is none other than Cledus T. Judd. He’s obviously a country music parody artist, but he also appeared on the latest season of Celebrity Fit Club on VH1 and he sings the song “I Love NASCAR” (a parody of Toby Keith’s “I Love This Bar”).
I Love NASCAR by Cledus T. Judd
We got owners, favorite drivers,
Boy, that Tony Stewart’s a whiner.
An’ we got rookies, advertisers,
(Like, uh, let’s see: Havoline, Target, sharpie, Caterpiller, Nextel,
Mountain Dew, DuPont, Lowes, Home Depot, Kodak,
M&Ms, UPS, Tide, Alltel, Gillette, Kelloggs, Viagra, DeWalt, and uh Budweiser.)
But the trophy girls still have my favorite parts.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.
We got cautions, we got pitstops,
You can’t hear a dang thing once the flag drops.
An’ poor Kyle Patty, an’ swervin’ Marlin, ha ha,
Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin.
‘Cause that Viagra car is always driven hard.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.
I love NASCAR, it’s my kind of race.
Just watchin’ Jeff Gordon plow up a wall,
Puts a smile on Dale Junior’s face.
No caviar. It’s it’s beer an Mopar.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.
I like short tracks, you’ll see more wrecks,
An’ about a million screamin’ rednecks.
An’ ol’ Jeff Burton, ha, an’ poor Mike Skinner,
Well, they’ve done forgot what it’s like to be a winner.
An’ Ken Schrader still ain’t sure who his sponsors are.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.
**”Hey, that was a close one up there boys.
**”Bout got into one there.”
**”I might pull over right up here next pitstop,
“I want you to get two right front tires”
“I need a wedge on the left side to keep this windshield playin’ on the gas.
“An’ you don’t care, hand me a pair of underwear, I have messed all in my drawers.”
I like football. (I like football.)
I like my wrestlin’.
I like a good game of air hockey,
I like some ping pong now an’ then.
How about you, Toby?
I love NASCAR, it’s my kind of race.
Just to see Big E back on the track,
Would put a smile on every face.
No-one drove a car quite like Earnhardt.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.
Vroom, vroom, vroom: Gentlemen, start your engines:
I love NASCAR.
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December 29th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
I’m not a huge Cledus fan, so hadn’t heard that song. Probably would have turned it off if I had, thinking it was Toby… not a big fan there either. Still, great job finding the common denominator!
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