Saturday Song Lyrics (Brad Paisley)
It’s Saturday, so that means it’s time for some song lyrics. As I’ve admitted previously, I absolutely love Brad Paisley. His latest hit, “Online” really cracks me up. As a blogger, I can relate to the hero in the song and I think the video is hysterical. Here are the complete lyrics to the song. Enjoy!
I work down at the Pizza Pit ‘Cause online I’m out in Hollywood When I get home I kiss my mom Online I live in Malibu When you got my kind of stats Online Yeah, I’m cooler online Yeah, I’ll see ya online
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I’m 5 foot 3 and overweight
I’m a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I’ve never been to second base
But there’s whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I’m a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don’t want nothing serious
‘Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
I pose for Calvin Klein, I’ve been in GQ
I’m single and I’m rich
And I’ve got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don’t want nothing serious
‘Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login
I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
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October 8th, 2007 at 8:39 am
[...] able to make it a double strike as Brad Paisley hit the top of the singles charts with “Online”. It was still great news for Rascal Flatts whose album sold over 500,000 units, which is more than [...]